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Thursday, 25 June 2009

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During holidays got nth to do...den dunno y but i went to Haw Par Villa...so random pics...(can't wait till terms starts...then can blog abt funny and stupid stuffs!)

Some pics from Haw Par Villa...lazy put up more...

PARADISE!

Chee Koon, where r u? Kiya, stop hiding too!

Dedicated to HoSY...dun later ur body sawn into 2...u noe wad i m trying to prove...

Finally! A Dedication to JP...a whole family pointing to their head (somewhere tt contains brains...but sadly, for most of us onli)

2 veri funny photo/clip

www.toilette-humor.com/female_humor/why_men_wear_clothes.shtml

www.toilette-humor.com/couples_humor/rake_and_bush.shtml

and lastly, a joke to share...

A woman went up to the bar in a quiet rural pub...She gestured alluringly to the bartender who approached her immediately.
She seductively signaled that he should bring his face closer to hers.As he did, she gently caressed his full beard.
Are you the manager?' she asked, softly stroking his face with both hands.Actually, no,' he replied.
Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him,' she said, running her hands beyond his beard and into his hair.
'I'm afraid I can't,' breathed the bartender. 'Is there anything I can do?
Yes. I need for you to give him a message,' she continued, running her forefinger across the bartender's lip and slyly popping a couple of her fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently.
'What should I tell him?' the bartender managed to say.'Tell him,' she whispered,
'There's no toilet paper, hand soap, or paper towels in the ladies room.'

*joke taken from Toilette-Humor.com

SIGNING OFF
~~~EMO~~~

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Friday, 19 June 2009

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Saw something i realli shudnt see...a person who obviously has no frens yet still keep insist tt he/she has frens...make me realli wan laugh and puke...and he dare say my blog disgusting...c'mon lah...look at urself in the mirror, tt's the definition of disgusting, ok! dunno then dun anihow say...he say he veri forgiving...I PHUAY!(wad sianz...my PHUAY looks like phuah...tio virus liao...lols)

nvm...i m ego xD, and since i have nothing better to do, i wrote a poem...check the poems section...at the bottome right of the blog.

Thats al for now...

SIGNING OFF
~~~EMO~~~

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Monday, 15 June 2009

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Last Tuesday was 4p2's learning journey day with Ms 书在哪里.
Rch the Supreme Court at abt 3pm...then talked a lot...rch till boat quay there then see some UFO-looking building...some helipad-looking thing tt ppl called it...and Ms Lee doesnt like the design...well well, she's still living in the past...opps...better dun let her see this...

After many spots...we finally went to the flyer......then as we have abt 40ppl...(hans and the 2 twins cmi...) so we split into 2 cabins...first 20 was with Ms Lee while the next group(the "lucky ones") went with Ms Tay...They were "lucky" coz there was JP among them...xD...(i was in the former cabin, of course) so i was the really lucky one xD...

everyone in the 1st cabin was realli happy...coz we're Phuah-less...Ms Lee didnt get what i was trying to say till i spelt it out...and she said" OH! Phuah-less. *smiles*" xD

It wasnt after long until i realized how much i missed JP(seriously, u think so?). So i wrote a "SOS" message saying " JP, WE MISS U"and showed it to the ppl in the other cabin...lols...and they replied "SAVE US!" lols...Ms Lee and Ms Tay were both laughing-out-loud...couldnt hear Ms Tay's laughter though...but she must be la...then after tt, we were taking photos in the cabin and a bunch of us, including HoSY, ThanxD, Mathspro(tt's me!), Zetong (i think got CCK...coz he too short, so i didnt take much of a notice...) and a few others discovered what the guys would call: A FREE SHOW! We didnt expect to see a Free Show...(how to say....hmm...very hard and difficult to describe leh...

Well, it goes like this...there were a bunch of ladies, abt 4 i think at the cabin in front of us... and ahem...they were leaning against the glass of the cabin and they were wearing skirts so... it made HoSY and others 心痒痒, lols

JP keeps talking pictures of himself...(probably he thinks tt he's too handsome, but i think tt the main reason is tt no one wan to take pic of him for him...lols)

HoSY and Zetong was like trying to hook up some babes...but they both chickened out in the end...(perhaps i shud teach them the Confidence Communicator thing...tt i learnt from MindChamps...lols)

Had dinner at Glutton's Bay...well, it sure is very expensive...coz they wan scam tourist money de...拜托 ppl, i not tourist, so dun try to scam me...

Termintator salvation is much much nicer than night at the museum 2...but it is IMO(In My Opinion)...so...waiting for 2nd movie to come out and we shud watch X-Men Origins Jean Grey for End-of-term-bash de...(btw, It's rated R21) but watched some comedy NATM2 in the end...haiz...

CMI for the S4L 8039 outing...Sorry Guys(i spelt it out...so u can sense how apologetic i m, xD)

Holidays are really veri boring...*yawns*
Haiz
Patapon 2 ROCKS!!!

A joke to share...1st heard this joke 3 years ago...but ThanxD recently helped me revived my memory...It goes like this...

Once, there was a very fat man, he wanted to slim down, so he went to a well known and proven effective and medication-less slimming centre...he found out tt there were 3 packages...$50, $100 and $200 package...Since he was a first-timer, he thought tt he would try the $50 package...

So, he was brought into a room, and in the room there was a realli attractive woman wearing a bikini and she said" If you manage to catch me, i will spent the nite *ahem ahem* with u" so the man go chase after her until he finally caught her and *ahem ahem*. The next day, the man discovered tt he had lost 5kg...so he was happy with the results and he went back the following nite and signed up for the $100 package...

So, he was brought into a room, and in the room there was a realli attractive woman in her birthday suit and she said " If you manage to catch me, i will spent the nite *ahem ahem* with u" so the man go chase after her until he finally caught her and *ahem ahem*. The next day, the man discovered tt he had lost 10kg...so he was happy with the results and he went back the following nite and signed up for the $200 package...

So, he was brought into a room, and in the room there was a female gorilla. and it said to the man "If i manage to catch u, i will *ahem ahem* with u...HUH HUH HUH!"

so tt's the joke...but not the end of it...
during 3 years ago, Kenneth told us this joke and we laugh very loud, then Ms Tan Siew Sian said "What's so funny? HUH HUH HUH!"(well, get it?...nvm)

and fengyu, dun noob leh...cant take spicy den dun folo me lah...NOOB!(lols, jkjk)

SIGNING OFF
~~~EMO~~~

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Monday, 8 June 2009

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Wa...I better post something liao...if not HoSY angry sia...让你久等了!

Like got a lot of things to post abt...but dunno where to start...

A Week of ISP has FINALLY ENDED!!!

Last Thursday(or smthng)...1st period Geog...then i am Ms Wee class de, so we tot nid to change venue...then go MP1 but cannot find her, then went back to class...then saw JP and HoSY fighting...sort of. the story was like this...

Malcolm wants to sit with ThanxD then he put his bag beside the table beside ThanxD...then Malcolm went somewhere...then JP went to class, take Malcolm's bag and "throw" the bag at the table behind and JP go sit beside ThanxD...then at the point of time, hungwei turned to HoSY and told HoSY tt now veri bored and requested HoSY to entertain hungwei...then HoSY said "later got show watch, just wait and see. xD"

then hungwei asked "why". HoSY was abt to tell hungwei when Malcolm walked in...then the long-awaited show begun! HoSY(the spark...he started the argument xD) told Malcolm "OI MALCOLM, LOOKS WHO'S SITTING ON UR TABLE AND LOOK WHERE UR BAG IS" Then Malcolm see liao, he took JP's bag and slammed on the table behind him. Then JP see like, charged to Malcolm like a bull...erm, i meant elephant (maybe we can take away his credit cards to stop him from charging?...sry, i m being Kuso) coz JP dam clumsy.

JP keep repeating: "WHY U SLAM MY BAG?!?! (interrobangs) YOU WANT ME TO SLAM UR FACE AR?!?!" Then JP hands snake towards Malcolm, like gonna molest Malcolm. Then Malcolm took and pushed the tentacles of the monster away.(metaphor, my fren, metaphor). Then HoSY shouted to JP a 成语 tt we learnt in the Chinese Exams :"退避三尺" and he repeated "HAVE A NICE DAY! HAVE A NICE DAY!" in a spongebob way! HoSY then tell JP the meaning of the 成语 and told JP to b grateful tt he teaching him chinese...then JP charge to HoSY(just tt it is slower now...coz JP no b@lls) HoSY shouted:"GO AWAY U MONSTER!"

then JP 不爽 and held up a table, threatening to hit HoSY. Then HoSY wan be like Beatty in F451...he taunt JP "U SURE U WAN THROW? U GOT B@LLS?? IF U THROW AT ME, TIGER GONNA SMACK UR @55"...but JP no B@LLS(he not Montag wad...)so JP dropped the table...
JP keep complaining tt Malcolm slam his bag will break his Cellphone...)Cmon lah JP...u call who...SERIOUSLY)

then Alicia came over and picked up the table and ask JP to back off(Chairman did the MAN thing...i meant the right thing). Then JP shouted at ALICIA...(JP courting DEATH). Then the man-liest guy: WeiYi came in and shout at JP(till his leg wobble...as i said...JP no B@LLS)
In conclusion...JP IS A WEML(which means: "What Ever Major Loser...and i meant LOSER!!!")

Then last Friday, i finished my Physics Paper1 veri early, so i took out my chess set and play alone...(~~~EMO~~~). then Mr Chin walked to me and he ask me to play DUM(which means Draughts/ Checkers.Then i agreed.

then playing halfway...Mr Chin break the rule...he didnt capture my piece when he can...and he was supposed to...so nvm...we screwed up the rules a little (yea, just tt little) then i was like on a winning edge...i can eat 3 pieces of his in 1 turn...then guess wad Mr Chin said?

"IDIOT"...lols, tt seriously wad he said...but it was a joke lah...coz i m not 1 xD...unlike JP...lols...Mr Chin laugh alot...

Then Friday last period is Geog...then get back Geog paper then feeling dam sad...dam down...

Down...by LJJ!!! 熟能生巧's english version.

then Friday after school, i went to 7-11 with a guy from Normal Academic...i went to buy my stuffs first...after buying, i went out to have a seat...then i was like down, lonely and sad...then got 2 girls...JC girls...came to sit around me...is like

x
x[Table]Brandon
Me

Let 'x' be the 2 girls...yea...tts the idea...then i dunno y they sit around...make me feel dam weird and shy...
then they greet me...so i reply lor...
then when i was abt to leave, then said goodbye to me...and smiled to me...*FAINTS*
got chiou bu smile at me...so i smiled back and said goodbye...they say i veri sporty...or smthng liddat...and they seemed to noe me...but i dun tink i noe them...
How i wish got more girls who are liddat xD(wishful thinking huh?)
So 2 girls make my day xD...oh...and Mr Tai brought his son to school on Friday...Primary6 but veri small size...

then today was the last day of ISP!!!SHIOK!!!
then during AMaths or smthng...JP keep disturbing ThanxD...then keep asking ThanxD y the hair at the back of his head will stand de...(use common sense la...he applied something...duh...retarded JP) then JP keep saying tt ppl brush their hair up will still fall dwn de...lols...then ThanxD said" I wonder y when normal ppl speak there isnt any strange smell but when JP speak got 怪怪 smell" lols...then JP dam 不爽...say we bully him...Pls la...JP is always in his own wonderland...then Thanxd after saying tt feel dam 爽

And during AMaths, JP came up with the Phuah Theorem...It goes like this...

a+b+c=x

therefore,
Ln a + Ln b + Ln c= Ln x...(What the...retarded sia...nvr learn log b4 de...noob LOSER)

then today went 2 Lido at Shaw House watch Night at the Museum 2...no more sequel like...for sure...the way they end it...haiz...

What's the Difference?

A CUBE OF RUBIK'S

A RUBIK'S CUBE

Well...i guess i shud end here...

SIGNING OFF
~~~EMO~~~

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