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Monday, 16 June 2008

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Last Friday i went for class BBQ near Jian Hui's house somewhere at Concord Primary School...i went with 大鸟...then when i met with BIRDY at Lot 1, we walked pass Jason Phuah, then suddenly JP called BIRDY...then BIRDY told JP that he is on his way to Lot 1...JP callde BIRDY 3 times in total...their conversation was DAMN FUNNY!...then Shao Heng aclled Xue Juan...XJ cant differentiate Cold Storage from NTUC FairPrice and 2nd storey from other storey...

On the way to BBQ, we take Bus 300...we were not queueing up , then the bus came... the group of us are standing beside waiting for all those queueing up to get in to the bus first...i meant, we are not queueing up so we shuld be the last few to get into the bus...we all know that... but when the bus door opens, Xue Juan and her friend walked into the bus easily or fluently...dunno how to say, like they DID QUEUE up liddat...makes the group of us want to laugh...then Xue Juan and her friend dunno what's going on...well, nvm...reaching...

Went to BBQ onli play BASKETBALL...PLAY PLAY PLAY!!

While posting this post...LYSAH from my OBS WATCH BARKER raed my previous post and saw that she was a slicer...she of course not happy lah...she come MSN tick me off...have i known this would happen, i would (,not removed it from my post lah...) not add her in MSN...juz kidding...later she come see again...girls are liddat...a little bit oso angry...SHIT! later all the girls come bash me up...sorry LYSAH if i make u cry...

I learn a few quotable quotes...
Hereos: Wrong place, Right time
quite true rite...appear at the place where there is disaster but always at the right time...

The diffence between a man shopping and a female who goes shopping...
Man: They will do their homework(not literally homework of course!) before going out and they will buy what they want and quickly get back home...

Female: they will have no plans on what to buy but when they go out, they will buy A LOT!

So when u all go orchard road, you can see the benches are mostly occupied by man...that's what my trainer Daniel Chiam says

Love me, Love my dog...dunno what it means but it is funny...
Nothing much to do now...so...

Saw some really funny videos...

Japanese Game Show which contestants will watch a video of someone learning English. Those who laugh will be punished.

BANNED XBOX ADVERTISEMENT

Now for TaiWan BeatBoxing Champions

Part 1

Part 2

Part 3

Part 4

SIGNING OFF
~~~EMO~~~

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Friday, 13 June 2008

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After more than a month of emoing, i have came back to post! for the past month, i am very busy and also very lazy...

As many of you know, our school (not telling out, to prevent my identity from being revealed) organise for us (secondary * u should know) an OBS course...it stands for Outward Bound Singapore...many people said that it was Out-Of-Bounds Schools...wonder where they heard it...if it is out-of-bounds, will we be able to be let in? some people just have empty heads!

My 5-day OBS course was REALLY FUN but TIRING!!!
I met many people and made many friends...and the best part of OBS for me was the Day 4 kayaking adventure...my team instructor is Nadia (not the chronicles of NARNIA, once i called her Narnia and she didnt seem too happy...) My watch is BARKER...yea, just like a dog, but BARKER is a lawyer, and 2 other very high professions, but the 14 BARKER members made the watch name sounds like an animal, which made Nadia laugh (she seldom laugh). My buddy watch is Marshall, i think it is David Marshall that person...their instructor is Ahmad (i think spelt correctly)...their instructor is a nice guy and he is also an ex-BPian...and he always cheer the BP cheer with us (opps, i revealed my school...so careless of me)...and once we went trekking...then when we FINALLY reach the campsite, the one with no roof and no toilets , yea that horrible place we pitched our tents and got ready to cook...then the two instructos tell us our sea adventure plan... then we did night sentry duty...it wasnt scary, but it was funny...the instructos shared 1 tent(i suppose) and they are of opposite sex...i thought that OBS has always state a clear line between opposite sexes sharing the same tent, but the two instructors slept in the same tent...they will have to write down an essay of their actions by the watchful eyes of many...

This is the rough plan of my OBS journey...

Day 1: Meet new friends and instructors and learn about BELAY...started off at Camp 1...the Resort Camp!!!

Day 2: Learnt how to kayak and there must be a mixture of boys and girls in the tri-yak...prepare and plan the routes for the next day land expedition...i plot all the points and did the planning lah ...of course...someone so smart like me...

Day 3: In the morning we went to the Belay stations and we did something called the Wild-Woozie...so scary...2 people standing on 1 line each and there are no other lines to hold on to, only your partner's hands...not many people made it far...my partner and i made it the 3rd furthest...furthest was XueYun and ShiHui...sadly Peh JiaWen Day 1 already not feeling well, so he went back to Singapore on Day 2...lucky him, he slept in the medical centre, which was air-conditioned...maybe he purposely fall sick so as to save XueYun from embarassment as people mock at them...JiaWen is so 伟大...must learn from him...
Soon, in the afternoon we went for the land expedition...after the second point, we got stuck...we were lost in the jungle for more than 2 hours...and people were erally getting frustrated...i kissed more than 20+ spiderwebs as i walked i front trying to find a way out...the disgusting jungle is surrounded by waters, so it is not easy... but eventually we managed to find the exit, thanks to GuangWei, Nadia and of course ME... took 6 hours to reach destination...and i slept on the groud for about 30min...it was just too tired...

Day 4: this is the best and worst day...of OBS...kayaking is indeed a fun thing to do...but on the same boat with a girl who uses the oars to hit people's heads, poke peoples back and belly and being so bossy and slicing water and so slack...and she keeps asking people to PADDLE...the other boy in the same kayak as me is weiqin...we paddle like crazy and she sits there slicing water...when we stop for a rest she ask us to paddle...WTF!!! she very pro lor...hope she dun see this...or i will be dead meat, not mentioning name(s)...but it was fun and tiring...
i also had Jetty Jump...not very scary...compared to Wild-Woozie...it was good, but i swallowed lots of sea water and my voice went horse...erm, i meant hoarse...Pulau Ubin OBS no horses...only got people who are HOARSE...get this right...

Day 5: So Happy Yet so SAD...happy to be back at home, sad to leave so many people...but i think in my watch i left the best impression to Nadia... and to everyone else, because of my bravery! my courage! my wits! my wisdom! my humongous appetite for food! my jokes! my intelligence! my adaptibility! and many more...at the last day, Nadia smiled a lot ...and it rocks the whole of Pulau Ubin...she seldom smile, i told you already, we got a tiff from here at Day 4 night...

That marks the end of my OBS journey , BUT just the BEGINNING of life...i'll remember this, NAD (instructor's nickname) see, i learnt so much from this journey, while some people just did not learn anything...and some people like HungWei so humji dun dare go...

Mathspro is back to blogging as i know many people misses me especially it is a month of holidays, going for class BBQ later at JianHui's house...

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